Thursday, November 18, 2010

Royal News!

Well, crud! That royal couple from England just stole my thunder and announced their engagement. Now I'll be competing with the bride-to-be for gowns, tiarras, and Neil Lane diamond-encrusted wedding bands! I suppose she wants to travel to the church in a horse-drawn carriage with an armed escort, too? Great! I'll have to revamp everything or else I fear society will think that she copied me! Sheesh!

1 comment:

Dorrie said...

Yes, I'm goofing off on my 'lunch' break (that is code for eating-two-day-old-cold-pizza from the fridge in Administration) and this post is hysterical.

Hmmm. What should I get you for a wedding present? OOOOh, maybe a framed photo of William and Kate! :) :) :)